easier said than done

Fuck my schedule I’m staying up late watching Vikings.
While my kindle is charging, I am eating an apple.
This apple I’d so good I’m going to regret eating it.
I’ll probably eat another.

Men; you can’t live with them … and you can’t chop them up into little pieces and boil the flesh off their bones. That’s cooking and I don’t do cooking.
Jenny Eclair (via halfhardtorock)

in-luhans-room:

Its a really heartbreaking news for South Korea.

South Korea has helped Malaysia by looking for MH370 for weeks. Now its time for us to help them.

This is not a reminder for Malaysians only but for all of the people all around the world. Please, it wont take time, in fact, it takes only less then five minutes to pray for south korea. Many lives have died and missing. Please pray for them as human beings.

#PrayForSouthKorea 대한민국

fuckyesoldhollywood:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”


Mandatory reblog.I have no words.

fuckyesoldhollywood:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Mandatory reblog.

I have no words.

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

justkyrene:

it’s a good day to be on twitter

I love potato chips more than chocolate.