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I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes
Oberon!Derek and Puck!Stiles for Betp!
This was all her idea, I just drew as she commanded. 8) I love this idea so much though, her headcanon for it is so awesome. I LOVE YOU BB.
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“No, oh shit no. What the hell is your kink, man. What exactly are you wanting to do to someone for three full days and nights-”
“What? Nothing. Well, nothing terrible. Fuck. Suck. The usual,” Derek says, hopelessly confused.
“No way. No way someone who looks like you has to pay for that, you’re like, into heavy pain or unsafe bloodplay or some kind of weird shit, sounding or figging or-”
“No,” Derek interrupts, biting back a laugh. For a moment the wolf had snarled in rage at being rejected by this boy. This makes sense, though – he’s smart, this kid, he’s trying for careful. “No. I just. I don’t have anyone and I don’t want to go out and…” he flaps a hand to try and convey the exhaustion of trawling through a club, a bar, “go through all the bullshit. I want to just-” he stops and takes a ragged breath, eyes flying to the boy, knowing the raw hunger is all over his face.
He takes a shambling step forward. “I want to fuck, I want someone with stamina.” he says, low and rough, “I want someone who knows what they’re getting into and who’ll stay until I’m done.”
“Jesus,” the kid breaths. “Did you just get off a frigging submarine or out of a monastery or something, if you’re that horny?”
Derek lets out a breathless laugh. “Yeah. You could say that. It’s been a while.”
“Hungry,” the kid says, awed. His eyes flick up and down Derek’s body. He sucks in a quick, sharp breath and that’s when Derek knows he has him. “Ten thousand,” he says after a moment, a challenge.
“Done,” Derek says without hesitation. That pretty jaw drops.
Truly one of my fave Sterek “werewolves exist” and “Stiles & Derek prostitution hook-up” AU’s.
This is one of my fav fics (^5s Cali). I spent a rediculous amount of time looking for it this weekend, only to realize it was saved in my bookmarks on my computer. (It’s always the last place you look.) Anyway, rec rec rec.
On They Send, Without End || Merry Christmas Teen Wolf fans
Yes hello excuse me friend, I don’t understand why MTV isn’t paying you massive amounts of cash money to make them things. THIS IS SO AMAZING I CANNOT PHYSICALLY HANDLE IT.
This is very well done.
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