newyorker:

My darling David,

Don’t let these earthly considerations stand in the way of our relationship. Getting to know Tumblr has been the biggest joy of my life. I have never felt so young, so alive, so full of hope for the future as when I am watching your metrics rise exponentially each day.

Oh, I was looking at some of your photos online the other day. Please don’t wear your Google Glass when I introduce you to my board. I want them to approve of you.

All my love, Marissa

—Caitlin Kelly imagines an exchange between Marissa Mayer and David Karp: http://nyr.kr/19XTw6V

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

larpers-are-sexy:

Steampunk Tinkerbell cosplay created by Firefly Path.

Cute!

deepwithfuture:

This is so true.

americastestkitchen:

Calorie Bombs Hidden on Chain Restaurants’ Secret Menus: A man walks into Chipotle and tries to order the “quesarito” (a burrito wrapped inside a quesadilla). The woman behind the counter tells him she doesn’t know what that is and that it doesn’t exist, but if it did, it would be available…

Ah, well it’s up. :( Off to work for me. Now I’ll be at work until almost 5. :(

The work from home program is down, so I can’t log in. So I’m on my laptop and periodically trying to login  This hasn’t happened in a while; it’s been really stable. 

warrenellis:

please allow me to mansplain mansplaining to you by which i mean just sit there and listen while i mansplain everything